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Sasha. 15. Singing. One Direction. I go to a lot of concerts. This blog is shit, sorry.
Posted on 19th Jun at 1:41 AM, with 1,058,539 notes
amber-awkward:


mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

You WILL go to Disney work dude. I guarantee it.
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amber-awkward:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

You WILL go to Disney work dude. I guarantee it.

Posted on 19th Jun at 1:41 AM, with 665,617 notes

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

Posted on 19th Jun at 1:39 AM, with 320,591 notes
comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
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comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

Posted on 18th Jun at 7:16 PM, with 2,448 notes

kingsleyyy:

when i heard iOS 8 let’s you leave group text messages

Posted on 18th Jun at 7:14 PM, with 209,843 notes

whatthefuckisfootball:

An England fan throws a paper airplane from the top tier of Wembley and it hits one of the Peru players | view from the crowd

This was a historical and monumental feat in the world of aerodynamics, one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

Posted on 18th Jun at 7:13 PM, with 323,138 notes

dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time

Posted on 18th Jun at 1:36 AM, with 221,510 notes

chasertiff:

When I say “boys are dumb” what I really mean is “boys have been raised in a patriarchal society that forces them into an incorrect and problematic view of masculinity that not only forces them to strip away valuable virtues from themselves, like patience and gentleness, but also forces them to view and treat women in unhealthy ways that devalues women as people and makes them into objects purely for a man’s benefit”

but it’s a lot faster to say “boys are dumb”

Posted on 18th Jun at 1:33 AM, with 253,293 notes

nicolasiscaged:

[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta

Posted on 18th Jun at 1:31 AM, with 265,331 notes
geekinallitsglory:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping high students who struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books
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geekinallitsglory:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping high students who struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books

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